Not Worth its Salt, Sugar

I made sure with my wife, "You don't want no salt and no sugar, right?"  Wrong, right?  Well, not verbalized wrong, but written misleadingly for sure.  As Ricky Ricardo (I Love Lucy Ricardo's husband, for you younger folks) would plead, "Let me splain."  My wife wanted her favorite bread and butter pickles--Kroger brand only, by the way.  I was double-checking with her that I shouldn't buy a no-salt or no-sugar variety.  Hence, I should have written, "You don't want no-salt or no-sugar, right?"  But then we wouldn't have enjoyed the whimsy.